Whakaingoatia he hararei, kei kona tetahi kiriata whakamataku mo tena. Ahakoa nga hararei iti iho i te whakamoemiti penei i te ra Kuare o Paenga-whawha me te Ra whaea, he kiriata ta raatau mo ratou. Paraire te 13th, ahakoa ehara i te mea hararei, engari ka whakanuihia e maatau, koinei tetahi o nga waitohu tino whaihua me nga tohu e tu ana i tona taha. He mea ngawari te Kirihimete, he ra hoki e maha ana nga kaipatu rongonui. Engari he pehea te whakawhetai? Te ahua nei ko te mea tata i riro mai i a maatau ko te tauaru tawai a Eli Roth mo Whare Grindhouse, Thanksgiving. I korero a Eli Roth mo te whakakotahi i tena wa i tena wa, engari ko wai ka mohio mena ka marama ake (na te kaituhi a Chris Crum i tuhi tetahi tuhinga pai mo tenei inanahi, no reira tirohia te reira). Ae ra, kei kona ano Mihi a Mauruuru 3, engari me pehea te kiriata whakamataku whakatuu i te ra e huihui ai maatau whanau me te kai i nga kai maha?

Ana, kua hoki mai ano i te tau 1981 he riipene kiriata whakamataku i te Thanksgiving… ahakoa he tata ke tera ki te hararei. Ehara ko te kaupapa nui, kaore ano hoki kia rite ki te kiriata hararei, he mea noa ka puta i taua ra. Akene ka mahia i etahi atu ra, engari ko te mea nui i whakamatauria e ratou, ahakoa ko te moni anake ki nga kaipatu hararei. Kei te mohio koe, mo te nuinga. Kaore i tino mohiotia te kiriata mo te "pai" me etahi atu mea. Heoi, ko te whetu a Jake Steinfeld, te tangata taitara mai i te whakaaturanga 1990 rongonui Teina Tane Jake! Aue, no reira kaore i pa, engari akene kaore pea au i maataki. He raarangi o nga kaupapa whakangungu a Jake Tinana na Jake a ko ia te kaiwhakaara i tetahi kamupene i karangahia FitOrbit, he kaupapa whakapakari tinana me te whakaheke taumaha. Akene he pai ake te kiriata; Kei te patu haere a Jake i tana kaupapa TV whakangahau ora. Kei te kaha tonu te mahi a te taane, no reira kei a ia te tino hanga mo to kaitautohe tauira, maana e tino tika ana maana.

Eh, kaore pea.

He take kua warewarehia tenei kiriata. Haunga te kore e pai katoa, he whakakatakata te mahinga a Jake, ahakoa i etahi wa koina ta maatau e rapu ana ahakoa ehara i te hiahia o nga kaihanga kiriata. Ka whakapau ia i te nuinga o nga kiriata whakamataku kanohi me te tiimata ano he poauau (e purei ana ia, no reira he pai taku mahi tona tuara. Ka taea e tetahi te korero mai ki ahau he aha te whaainga kia puta he tangata penei? Ko taku whakapae he tangata hianga ia no te momo tangata i uru a Neddy ki roto Paraire te 13th, engari e kaha ana ia ki te aukati i te whakaaturanga maaku, na te mea kaore e taea e au te tango i tetahi ahua penei. Me okioki, ka wiri i taku mahunga, ka whakaaro he aha o raatau whakaaro. Ko wai e kiia ana e pa ana ki tenei momo? Te ope KISS? Ko nga kaitautoko whakaahuru o te pukuhohe e whakaatu ana i te tuakiri o te tangata e mohio ana taatau kia hono atu ai, engari ko tenei… he aha tenei Kei te whakaaro ahau mo tenei ara. Ko etahi kaore e tika ana kia whakahua, na te mea ko o tohu tangata patu tangata stereotyped. Ae, maataki kia rere nga kaipatu, ka haere koe, kei roto hoki i tenei kiriata. Kare e kii i a ratau whakaaturanga he kino te kino, he aha ranei, engari kaore e ranea hei whakaora i te kiriata.

Me tiro nga Gorehound ki etahi atu waahi, na te mea kaore he toto nui me te puku. Ki te korero pono, he iti rawa te painga o nga paanga, kaore rawa he mea hei tuhi ki te kaainga. He tino purotu te korero, a, me te mea nei he moni tere noa i te waa o te kaipatu, no reira me whakaaro koe; na wai tenei kiriata i hanga? Hoki i tera wa, ko te mahi tapahi he rite ki te taarua moni. Kaore i taea e koe te ngaro, engari koinei tetahi o nga kiriata i ahu mai nei ki te tino pakeke o te momo.

Na he aha taku i korero ai mo te kaupapa? Kua tawhito? Ok, no reira kati ahau mena i rongo koe i tenei; ka mawhiti te tangata wairangi i te hohipera hinengaro, ka tahae i tetahi kaata teihana ka hoki ki te kainga ki te kohuru tangata i te hararei rongonui.

Me tino puta atu au ki te korero atu me pehea tena?

Ahakoa he aha, ki te kaha to maia, ki te pai ranei ki te maka moni, ka taea e koe te tango kape Amazon mo te utu tino nui, ki taku mohio, he kohinga VHS noa iho kaore ano i te utu nui.

Ka taea ranei e koe te tirotiro i te kiriata katoa i te riipene ataata i raro nei. Kotahi te uara kotahi te utu, me te kite i a Jake Steinfeld e rite ana ki te haurangi haurangi.

Ko tetahi tuuroro hinengaro i mawhiti i te tahae o te kaata o te teihana ka haere ki te whakanui Whakawhetai i Bradley, i reira ia e whakaaro ana kia iti ake te whakawhetai ki a ratou…

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Hei tango noa iho i a koe i te huarahi whakamaharatanga ... KAUA E TUTU!

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Ana na te mea ko te waa Whakawhetai, anei te waa Thanksgiving o Teina Tane Jake.

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